THE STOREE GAME
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Nightshade
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THE STOREE GAME
HELLO
THIS IS A GAME WHERE YOU RIGHT A STORY
OKAY
LIKE ONE SENTENS AT A TIME
I WILL OBVIOUSLY START
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A BRAVE, SMART LEGIONAIRE NAMED REGULUS OBLINIUS.
THIS IS A GAME WHERE YOU RIGHT A STORY
OKAY
LIKE ONE SENTENS AT A TIME
I WILL OBVIOUSLY START
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A BRAVE, SMART LEGIONAIRE NAMED REGULUS OBLINIUS.
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One day, he decided to jump off a cliff.
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He died and everyone in Tamriel rejoiced.
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Meanwhile, a great hero emerged.
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HIS NAME WAS ALSO REGULUS OBLINIUS AND HE WAS INVINCIBLE.
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To test this assertion, he tried to fight a dragon singlehandedly.
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He lost miserably and was sealed at the bottom of a canyon, wishing he could die.
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But Talos showed mercy on him.
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BUT HE WAS INVINCIBLE SO HE CLIMBED OUT
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He was stripped of this invincibility by Mehrunes Dagon, and turned into a goat.
A female goat.
A female goat.
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BUT THEN HE WAS OKAY BECAUSE TIBER SEPTIM CHOSE HIM TO DO GREAT THINGS
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Such as bearing the children of the handsome goat down the way.
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Meanwhile, away from the animal husbandry, there was an Argonian.
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They were getting drunk in a bar when a Justicar decided to ruin the run by confiscating their drinks.
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They complained, but the Justicar, who wasn't entirely in control of his mental faculties, deemed the alcohol to be brewed by the heretical god Talos and it needed to be destroyed.
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The Argonian swiftly killed the Thalmor scum.
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But then the carrot grew legs and ran off to clean itself after touching the Thalmor.
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Meanwhile, the Argonian purchased a stiff drink to celebrate another victory over the idiots Thalmor.
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Only for the bartender to kick the argonian out because he's a racist bastard (or because he killed someone; hard to tell).
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The argonian replied with a punch to the bartender's face.
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The bartender stumbled back and laughed, revealing himself to be none other than Sanguine!
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They drank and made merry over a period of many days, and eventually the drinking and merry-making ended after the tavern was destroyed after a bet involving blasting powder and ale was made between them both.
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