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Post by Jalum-Ek Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:42 pm

Well, yeah, maybe if you have a house, a steady job, reliable income and all that shit. Sure, then romance is worth it. When you're constantly moving around and make money by depriving other people of theirs and their goods, then someone to go home to at the end of the day (or whatever) doesn't really factor into things.

Maybe if she was a thief too, but then I'd probably view her as competition and so that'd be a no go right away. Bloody competition is bad enough when the slimy bastards are tryring to undercut your prices or offer better goods, andgetting emotionally attached to a competing thief would have what benefit, exactly?

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Post by Arla Neerus Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:18 pm

Well maybe it's time to stop being a theif? Like, maybe get a job and find a wife?
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Post by Jalum-Ek Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:56 pm

HAH! Yeah, 'cause somebody is really going to hire a thief who knows no trade beyond the one he already plies. I think I'll pass up that really not very attractive offer.

I'm not complaining; I know re-reading what I wrote, yeah it kind of sounds like I am, but I'm not. I'm good at what I do and I enjoy it, I don't mind not the prospect of not having a relationship, I've travelled half of Tamriel and met some pretty hist-damned good people. Sure, life can suck sometimes, but that's just the way it is.

Everything comes to an end. Good, bad; doesn't matter. It ends one way or another.

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Post by Arla Neerus Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:03 pm

I'd hire you Jalum. I think giving someone another chance is the right thing to do. If I ever need someone to do some honest work, I'll hire you!
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Post by Jalum-Ek Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:49 pm

Well, I appreciate the kind gesture Arla, though really, if you ever found yourself hiring me for some "honest work" then something has gone horribly wrong in both our lives.

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Post by Arla Neerus Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:28 pm

Na uh, It means I somehow got a lot of money to be a boss and you've stopped robbing and are ready to settle down! That doesn't sound too horrible does it?
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Post by Jalum-Ek Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:47 pm

It sounds incredibly unlikely.

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Post by Arla Neerus Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:35 pm

But not horrible
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Post by Kennek-Getha of Iblan Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:19 am

Never tried romance. More physical myself.

Skyrim tends to kill a lot of folks, so I don't like gettin' attached.
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Post by Arla Neerus Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:23 am

Bah!

What is with you guys. Never feeling love or caring! You should spend a summer in Cyrodill! Beautiful fields, all the crops coming in, gorgeous lakes, people having parties in the Manors or barns! Meeting a special someone, sitting by the lake...

Don't give up on love!
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Post by Kennek-Getha of Iblan Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:24 am

you don't know much about skyrim courtship do you.

it's short, sweet, and if you like the person you make that move immediately before they die of some happenstance, of which happens a lot in skyrim.

i don't have a certain someone in mind. yet.
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Post by Arla Neerus Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:29 am

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That sounds horrible! Love should be a lifetime thing!
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Post by Kennek-Getha of Iblan Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:30 am

gotta do what you gotta do. find a person you like, marry 'em, have kids.

guess how many argonians are in falkreath besides me.
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Post by Arla Neerus Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:32 am

ummmmmm

three.
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Post by Kennek-Getha of Iblan Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:34 am

none.

so yeah, that's why i prefer to get physical. no need to settle down if you don't have kids.
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Post by Arla Neerus Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:36 am

Why dont you go back to the Black Marsh?
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Post by Kennek-Getha of Iblan Sat Apr 21, 2012 11:24 am

implying i've ever even been to black marsh
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Post by Calith Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:33 pm

Arla Neerus wrote:Why dont you go back to the Black Marsh?

For one thing it's about as hostile as the planes of Oblivion themselves.
there are forsworn camps more homely than those insect infested marshlands.
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Post by Arla Neerus Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:46 pm

Well wouldn't it be fine for the liza- Argonians? They don't get bothered by bugs right? I don't think Nords or Imperials should live there.
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Post by Amator Bellum Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:00 pm

NOT FORSWORN JUST RAIDERS FORSWORNS ARE A VERY SPECIFIC GROUP ONLY AROUND MARKARTH

MET A GUY WHO KNEW THESE THINGS

AGREED ABOUT SUMMER IN CYRODIIL
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Post by Jalum-Ek Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:00 pm

Calith wrote:For one thing it's about as hostile as the planes of Oblivion themselves.
there are forsworn camps more homely than those insect infested marshlands.

Bah! It's a slight damn more hospitable than the freezing wasteland of ice, ice and yet more ice that is Skyrim. Give me marshland any day, regardless of its insect population (which are really quite tasty, actually).

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Post by Calith Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:13 pm

Jalum-Ek wrote:Bah! It's a slight damn more hospitable than the freezing wasteland of ice, ice and yet more ice that is Skyrim. Give me marshland any day, regardless of its insect population (which are really quite tasty, actually).

Better ice than disease. The the worst the cold can do is cause you to lose a few fingers or meet a painless end. The worst a Black Marsh plague can do is the Knahaten flu.
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Post by Samylin Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:28 pm

I have a 500,000 Septim reward to the first attractive girl who marries me.

Yes, it's bribery. I do not care. I just want some meat, and maybe an heir.

If you are ugly I will consider it but the price will drop notably.
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Post by Arla Neerus Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:29 pm

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500,000?

Like..

Where are you?
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Post by Samylin Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:34 pm

Private farm east of Kvatch. Feel free to visit. I will pay you 250 on the spot per attractive lady friend you bring with you. 500,000 only goes if I am utterly convinced it is worth it.

I must note;
Preferably no Khajiit or Argonians (it isn't racism, it's just practicality)
No vampires, werewolves, murderers, or Leyawiin natives.
No ugly women.

That's about it! Samylin is always good to pay, too. 250 for a visit, remember, and an added 250 for every attractive friend.
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