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Samylin's Sale 'Stravaganza!

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Post by Samylin Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:25 pm

Bah. Sorry for the stretch in alliteration.

I found this book a couple days ago and finally figured out a good reason to keep it.

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The name is Samylin, Cyrodiliic Merchant Extraordinaire!

Indeed, it was by a vast run of chance I stumbled upon this great artifact, this unholy tome of power.

So! By chance I shall use it! Prepare to meet... Deals!

I am selling;
One brown horse with no left ear, 500 spt.
One elven model bow, constructed to resemble a snake, non functioning but reparable, 50 spt.
Thirty seven arrows, inscribed with the famous "Prayer Of Mara", 25 spt each, 200 for the lot.
One wooden sword, 2 spt.
Lots of notably gigantic sweet potatoes. Enough to eat for a week. 35 spt each.
One scale replica of an Orc, naked but notably anatomically correct. 150 spt.
Mudcrabs. 10 spt each. Ask me about Moon Mudcrabs if interested. MOON Mudcrabs. Go well with sugar.
Three model Akaviri ships. No idea where they're from. Made of steel. 350 spt each.
One broken sundial, 15000 spt.
Something called a "Shemagh", made from fine Hammerfell fibers. I have many. 5 spt each.
Two copies of Notable Representations Of Non-Clothed Anatomy Of All Races, 25 spt.
Addendum to the above, but about reproduction. 30 spt.
Prayer Tokens for all Eight. 2 spt each.
Map to Daedric Shrines in Cyrodiil. 50 spt.

Stay a faithful listener for more!

I do not travel but can deliver goods. Every delivery costs me 50 spt (regardless of to where), so you will need to add that to your price if you are not in Cyrodiil. Hope you find a great deal!
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Post by Arla Neerus Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:33 pm

I would like the map of the shrines.

I have no money and I'm in Skyrim but should be in Bravil soon. I can work to pay the bill.
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Post by Samylin Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:42 pm

You will be stuck rounding up the Mudcrabs, should that happen. It's tough, infuriating work that pays 5 an hour for most. I, out of kindness, will pay 10 an hour for you, making it five hours of work needed for the map. No freaky shit, and this is unrelated to the earlier discussed 250 spt.
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Post by Arla Neerus Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:43 pm

What do you mean freaky shit?
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Post by Samylin Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:48 pm

I request you do not show up with an army, pet cows (unless to barter with), naked slaves, Thalmor scribes, or anything made with Onions.

These are just the specific requests, noted because they have happened. Anything else you should be able to figure out.
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Post by Arla Neerus Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:56 pm

Oh...

Well we will see okay? I don't want to go alone
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Post by Agrippina Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:17 pm

Samylin wrote:One elven model bow, constructed to resemble a snake, non functioning but reparable, 50 spt.
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Two copies of Notable Representations Of Non-Clothed Anatomy Of All Races, 25 spt.
So the rancorous pornography costs almost as much as an Altmeri bow? Who does your pricing for you?
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Post by Kestrel Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:07 am

Agrippina wrote:
Samylin wrote:One elven model bow, constructed to resemble a snake, non functioning but reparable, 50 spt.
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Two copies of Notable Representations Of Non-Clothed Anatomy Of All Races, 25 spt.
So the rancorous pornography costs almost as much as an Altmeri bow? Who does your pricing for you?

It is broken. Besides, when did he say it was an Altmer bow? For all we know, it could be Dunmeri or Bosmeri for all you know.
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Post by Regulus Vortens Tue Apr 24, 2012 2:54 am

Ignoring the entire mess of a 'broken sundial', of what wood is the sword made? Is it a child's toy or a proper training blade?
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Post by Nightshade Tue Apr 24, 2012 12:57 pm

Hm...It has been a while since I had a good sweet potato. Perhaps I should seek you out and buy a few.
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Post by Samylin Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:42 am

Ha! The bow is Altmeri, but of dubious origin. Nowhere near worth asking more than that.

The 'rancorous' stuff, on the other hand, is A-grade. You know how hard good quality books from before the Oblivion Crisis are to find? You aren't nearly as learnt as you think, given how old these are. I can't ask any more than that due to, well, them being obscene.

You think the sundial is overpriced, but you haven't seen the sundial. It's worth triple what I'm asking, and that's in its current state.

The wooden sword is thick, probably mahogany or some such. A good training sword, can survive a lot.

The sweet potatoes are delicious.
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