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Come, come my children!

Post by Guest on Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:45 pm

It has taken me longer than expected to gain access to this...place? Is it even real?...but fret not, for mighty Malacath has appeared before you! Come, my Orcish followers! Come, those who are abandoned by your weaker piers! Stand by my side, and you shall have your vengeance!

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Post by Guest on Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:50 pm

First Boethiah, then Dagon, and now you. All we need now is Bal. In the meantime, allow me to express my most utmost and sincere joy at this reunion.


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Post by Sheogorath on Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:52 pm

I swear t'me if you go spilling the punch again at one of my magnificent parties, I'm turning ten orcs into sheep for every ounce spilled.

I HAVE TO DISTILL THAT FROM THE ORGANS OF ORPHANS YOU KNOW.
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Post by Hermaeus Mora on Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:55 pm

Sigh. I had sincerely hoped you would have given up by now, Once-Mortal. Hoped and sometimes prayed.
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Post by Guest on Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:58 pm

Clavicus Vile wrote:First Boethiah, then Dagon, and now you. All we need now is Bal. In the meantime, allow me to express my most utmost and sincere joy at this reunion.


The day I believe you to be genuinely sincere without exploding is the day I wear a housefrock. That aside, glad tidings to you Vile.


Sheogorath wrote:I swear t'me if you go spilling the punch again at one of my magnificent parties, I'm turning ten orcs into sheep for every ounce spilled.

I HAVE TO DISTILL THAT FROM THE ORGANS OF ORPHANS YOU KNOW.

ONE time, Mad One! ONE! DAMN! TIME! Maybe if you throw your pompous affairs in a more sizable dwelling, that would not happen. Even my ogrims know better.

Hermaeus Mora wrote:Sigh. I had sincerely hoped you would have given up by now, Once-Mortal. Hoped and sometimes prayed.

I am brighter than you think, scribe. At least I am not afraid to show myself to my followers. Or are you afraid of natural light?


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Post by Guest on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:00 pm

Hello, Trinimac.

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Post by Guest on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:02 pm

Oh, joy. The elf is here.

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Post by Guest on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:06 pm

Boethiah wrote:Hello, Trinimac.

This tripe again. For the four thousand-seventy-third time, stop being so LITERAL MINDED about that! Damnation, Prince of Plots. Or is it Princess this week?

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Post by Guest on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:08 pm

I know to choose my form as the occasion fits. You have much to learn, o' child of the Aldmer.

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Post by Guest on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:08 pm

Mephala wrote:Oh, joy. The elf is here.

You do well to keep our alliance whole, Webspinner. As much as I think the two of us as the sanest of our kyn, that does not stop me from wrecking havoc on your flock. Well. Those that you don't kill first.

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Post by Guest on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:11 pm

Malacath wrote:As much as I think the two of us as the sanest of our kyn

sanest of our kyn

Like Azura being the least likely to give me a headache, that does not say much of our lot at all.

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Post by Hermaeus Mora on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:13 pm

I would like to offer my name for "sanest" candidacy; I understand everything, after all, and am none the worse off for it.
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Post by Guest on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:21 pm

Hermaeus Mora wrote:I would like to offer my name for "sanest" candidacy; I understand everything, after all, and am none the worse off for it.

And how goes your underwater library, you mis-shapen homunculus?

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Post by Guest on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:31 pm

Yeah, Hermaphroditus Mora is totes the most sane.

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