HALE TO ME!

HA!

I RETURNED TO CYRODIIL AROUND THE SUTCH AREA

A LOCAL WEALD NOBEL OFFERED TO INSURE MY AMNESTY IF I RAN GOBLINS (WEALD IS CRAWLING WITH THEM) OUT OF A NEARBY CAVE

I DID

THEN I ASKED TO BUY LAND AND HE SAID IF I CLEARED OUT A CAVE OF SMUGGLERS NORTH OF ANVIL

I DID

THEN I REALIZED I COULDN'T REALLY AFFORD A HOUSE

AND HE SAID HE'D COVER MY CHARGE IF I BROUGHT HIM SEVENTEEN MINOTAUR HEADS

THEN HE KNIGHTED ME

AND I ASKED TO BE A NOBLE IN HIS COURT AND HE SAID MAYBE LATER

THIS IS SO EXCITING

BY JULIANOS I AM A KNIGHT

I COULD BE A MAYOR

OR A BARON

THIS IS GREAT

How have you not simply collapsed, your skull caved in, from the sheer sucking emptiness of the vacuum that is the space within your head.