So how's Hammerfell.

It's not that bad, Arla. At least it's warm. Plus, red suits you.

Nonsense. Quiet means it is peaceful and that you have the ability to think clearly without distractions.

If yer mind is that weak, shouldn't be doing anything except maybe scrubbing boots.

Give me your name and we'll see how weak my mind is at some point.

It's Nalcryas Tarrlen

And if you are thinking about trying ta summon me to you, bring something to drink so I can handicap myself for ya.

A High Elf that thinks they can brawl?

Next thing there'll be a Khajiit what's an honest blacksmith.

Or an Argonian with a brain

You people are so droll.

Nalcryas Tarrlen wrote:Or an Argonian with a brain

You'll regret that one.

I regret not being weak enough to die from some imperial blade. Not showing up some bastard amphibian.

And look, Daedra worshipper shows up to accomplish nothing as usual.

You'll get your chance soon enough, Thalmor.

Besides, it wouldn't be the first sword you've had in you, I'm sure. Or do Thalmor just use little daggers for their women?

I've had spears in my gut, bolts in my neck, arrows in my arms, axes to the leg swords big enough to need both hands to yank em out and what I see on you ain't too impressive.

Maybe you should compensate harder?

Say that to my face, you tired old tavern wench.

You that bad at being able to read?

They don't teach you shit in the swamps boyo?

What I'm reading is a twig pretending to be an oak.

Now unless you want to back up your barely legible scribbles with actions, I'd suggest you go back to sitting in the lap of some fop like whores are meant to, ok?

Gonna have to decline yer invitation. I'm sure sitting in that lap of yours would cause some swamp muck to slide up my arse.

Would be the only thing to go up if I sat down on ya anyways. Invalid.

And now you bore me with your coward's talk.

Thalmor are too easy to kill anyway - they scream like little girls when they die, you know.

Calling you an invalid is cowardly? Wonder what calling you a piece of shit swamp sucking pathetic forgettable bandit will make me.

I care about how a man lives. Dying is useless. Let em scream. 'least they didn't live like some average failure like yerself Hahahahaha

Yep, I wrote out hahaha

That means I'm laughing at you.

No, not takin' up a challenge against your supposed honor is cowardly.

Guess Thalmor stick to killin' women and children for a reason.

Not sure if the saddest part bout that is you think you are a challenge or if you think you make any impact at all on my honor.

You had no honor on which to make an impact.

Says the argonian. Lots of honor attacking the Dunmer while their provinces explode.

Lots of honor killing innocent people in the Imperial City.