Re: ROMANCE STUFF

by Arla Neerus Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:37 pm

You don't have 500,000 do you? I think you are scamming me.

by Samylin Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:39 pm

Samylin never scams. It's against my moral code.

I just bargain, is all!

by Arla Neerus Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:42 pm

Am I pretty enough? That's a lot of money.

by Samylin Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:44 pm

The hell am I supposed to know if you're pretty enough? Artistic representations can lie.

by Arla Neerus Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:51 pm

I can see your image, can't you see me?

by Kennek-Getha of Iblan Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:01 pm

ok even i know this is pretty damned sketchy.

by Arla Neerus Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:02 pm

It is sketchy.

by Jalum-Ek Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:29 pm

Hey Samylin; you're about as subtle as a brick to the face. Only the peniless desperates and the pitifully naïve (read: Arla) are going to fall for this.

by Arla Neerus Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:07 pm

Heyyy

I'm not pitifully naive. I am penniless though, its kinda why I'm considering going with someone.

by Jalum-Ek Sat Apr 21, 2012 5:55 pm

Soooo, you're becoming a whore then?

by Arla Neerus Sat Apr 21, 2012 5:56 pm

What!? No! Never! I just thought if he was a nice guy, good looking and stuff, there would be nothing wrong with marrying.

by Jalum-Ek Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:06 pm

But you also implied that you were interested in his money, thus considering becoming a whore. What you wrote is right there Arla, don't deny it.

by Arla Neerus Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:09 pm

Well yeah... Nothing wrong with marrying into wealth.

by Jalum-Ek Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:11 pm

So you are becoming a whore then.

by Arla Neerus Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:12 pm

No! Whores do...Things...for money. I was considering a relationship. That's different

by Jalum-Ek Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:26 pm

You were also consdiering a relationship for money. And do honestly think that your potential husband will not want you to do "things"?

by Arla Neerus Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:29 pm

Well I'd make sure I like him and we get along and could have a family.

by Samylin Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:29 pm

Please. She wouldn't be a concubine, she'd be property. Eight, you must think I'm some sort of freak. It's all just business.

by Jalum-Ek Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:34 pm

Concubine and human property can be pretty much the same thing. As for if you're a freak, well, you're (supposedly) wasting 500,000 septims on a wife. That's not freaky, it's just an absolutely colossal waste of money.

by Arla Neerus Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:35 pm

Woah woah woah

I'm not going into slavery or property for any money.

by Agrippina Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:14 pm

Samylin wrote:That's about it! Samylin is always good to pay, too. 250 for a visit, remember, and an added 250 for every attractive friend.

Arla, you better stay several stadia away from this misogynistic malcontent. There isn't enough gold in Tamriel to justify otherwise.

by Arla Neerus Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:01 am

I am avoiding him. I may purchase that map though.

by Nightshade Fri May 11, 2012 1:03 pm

Make sure you bring a dagger with you when you meet him. If he is so desperate to try and bribe someone through one of these ledgers, he might not take no for an answer.

Back to the topic at hand though, I have no interest in romance, romantic relationships, or relationships of any other kind. I am too focused on my work to consider it.

by Arla Neerus Fri May 11, 2012 1:16 pm

Aren't you dragging around a kid? Kestrel? That's a relationship!

by Nightshade Fri May 11, 2012 2:51 pm

Its more like she follows me around, even if I try to get rid of her, out of some misguided belief that she owes me for something or other. I don't think that counts.

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