I think I am understanding...

Arla Neerus wrote:I'm not. He is a lizard argonian.

AND I AM WEARING CLOTHES

Not. A. Lizard.

Well I'm wearing clothes and I'm not a nord or a breton. And you see the similarities to a lizard right?

Arla Neerus wrote:Well I'm wearing clothes and I'm not a nord or a breton. And you see the similarities to a lizard right?

I'm gonna punch you when we meet again.

Then I'll probably buy some mead so you don't cry too much about it.

We are amphibious, thank you very much.

Wait... you have no solid shape or something? What?

We reside upon land and in the water just as comfortably. We're more like frogs or salamanders than lizards.

Arla Neerus wrote:Wait... you have no solid shape or something? What?

That's amorphous, child.

You need to read more often, sheesh.

It means we can live on land and in the water. Have gills and such that let us breathe.

It's awesome to use when you wanna catch some fish for dinner. Even used to wrestle slaughterfish when I was a kid.

Sucks when you get in a pile of sewage though. And in Riften, that was a ton. Sick for weeks after that.

You are like frogs!?!

Are there like, tadpole versions when you have kids?

Jokes on you, I have nothing to steal!

You sound confident

Confidence is easy to muster when you are leagues away from the one you are speaking to.

did we mits out on the point agen? nice things only!!

you half a good weigh with words

Thank you. Hmm. Something nice about you....

You make sure others follow the rules, and thus prevent anarchy. There, that should work.

You have a nice pair of breasts. I guess. Maybe.

I don't know much about you really so.

...I guess your hair is an exotic color?

Can you keep it in your pants for ten minutes?

YOU ARE HILARIUESS AND SEEM LIKE A STRONG WARRUR

Seeks-Many-Secrets wrote:Can you keep it in your pants for ten minutes?

That's not very nice to say.

Oh yeah and I didn't comment because I was kind of in blinding pain but damn you're attractive.

I mean that.

I'm the only woman of your race you've seen (other than your mother, presumably). Of course I'm going to appear attractive to you.

Get off the damned books and get a room!

I like your hair and I think you are a good merchant.

I like that you're rather idealistic toward the world, despite the fact there was a civil war fought just recently.

I try my best! And the war is over, no point in being upset.

You are very brave and are good at surviving crashes!

You're a very sweet girl. Naïve? Yes. But you're a genuinely good girl, and it warms what's left of my blackened heart.

Seeks-Many-Secrets wrote:You're a very sweet girl. Naïve? Yes. But you're a genuinely good girl, and it warms what's left of my blackened heart.

And here I thought I did that. You wound me, Seeks.

And I guess Jalum is good for a laugh when he's sarcastic to somebody.