Re: Nine I'm so bored

by Calith Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:34 am

Nightshade wrote:Well, if you want to be turned into a slave by the falmer, raped, eaten alive, or perhaps fed to their not-so-little pet monster bugs, if not outright killed... then go ahead.

You're remarkably well informed of how they treat those they find.

by Asren Free-Spirit Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:37 am

I'd say he's speaking from experience, I can vouch for him in this case. Falmer can and have done such before. I've seen traces of it before while searching caverns for whatever reason.

by Amator Bellum Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:54 am

OH COME ON DO NOT BE A COCKTEASE PULL THE LEVER THIS SHIT ACTUALLY GOT EXCITING AND YOU'RE GONNA PUSS OUT

I WOULD PULL THE LEVER

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE SEIZE THE EXCITEMENT

by Arla Neerus Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:59 am

That is true...

by Kennek-Getha of Iblan Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:00 am

Arla if you pull that lever, I will smack you with the back of my hand.

by Seeks-Many-Secrets Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:01 am

And I will burn your pretty head of hair off.

by Amator Bellum Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:01 am

ON ONE HAND ARGONIAN SLAP AND HAIR GROWS BACK ANYWAY

ON OTHER HAND POSSIBLY INFINITE ADVENTURE AND LOOT

UNMARRIED MEN LOVE LOOT

by Kennek-Getha of Iblan Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:05 am

AMATOR I WILL SLAP YOU WITH MY DICK IF YOU DON'T STOP BEING A TERRIBLE INFLUENCE.

by Amator Bellum Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:11 am

WHILE MY LOINS BURN FROM BEING AWAY FROM THE WIFE FOR MANY MONTHS, I AM NOT QUITE INTERESTED. PERHAPS LATER.

by Kennek-Getha of Iblan Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:12 am

You sassy bitch.

by Seeks-Many-Secrets Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:20 am

And here I thought you were into sassy.

by Kennek-Getha of Iblan Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:27 am

Only with you, hon.

Besides, you're sassy, attractive, and you can hold your own in an arm wrestle for such a little lady. That is fine.

by Nightshade Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:33 am

Calith wrote:You're remarkably well informed of how they treat those they find.

I once ran afoul a small tribe of Falmer. It was the single most terrifying experience in my life, and I've lived through Morrowind being taken. And the Great War. And a dragon attack.

by Amator Bellum Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:43 am

WAIT A SECOND

I AM ATTRACTIVE AND COULD LIKELY BEST YOU IN ANY FEAT OF STRENGTH

HOW IS THIS FAIR?

by Kennek-Getha of Iblan Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:50 am

you're saying some cushy imperial can beat a son of skyrim, even an adopted one.

hahahahahahahaha

by Seeks-Many-Secrets Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:54 am

Kick his ass, Kennek. I'm not in the mood.

by Kennek-Getha of Iblan Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:55 am

Seeks-Many-Secrets wrote:Kick his ass, Kennek. I'm not in the mood.

I think I'm in love.

by Azim Dekshari Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:02 am

Nightshade wrote:
Calith wrote:You're remarkably well informed of how they treat those they find.

I once ran afoul a small tribe of Falmer. It was the single most terrifying experience in my life, and I've lived through Morrowind being taken. And the Great War. And a dragon attack.

All that, and the Falmer scare you? I'd be more afraid of the giant, flying, fire breathing lizard. The Falmer at least seem easy to escape and avoid.

by Seeks-Many-Secrets Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:10 am

Nightshade wrote:
Calith wrote:You're remarkably well informed of how they treat those they find.

I once ran afoul a small tribe of Falmer. It was the single most terrifying experience in my life, and I've lived through Morrowind being taken. And the Great War. And a dragon attack.

How are you possibly that old? Are you a sorcerer? Morrowind was taken just after the explosion of the Red Mountain two-hundred years ago.

by Nightshade Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:43 am

I have obviously discovered the secret to a long life: A good, healthy lifestyle and prayers to the Nine.

No, I'm just kidding. Read in some old family books about Morrowind, But the details of it... Anyhow, I have seen many things in my life. Lets just leave it at that.

by Amator Bellum Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:46 am

EVERYBODY WATCH OUT KENNEK IS A BADASS HERE WHO TAKES NAMES AND STUFF AND WILL BEAT ME UP FOR ENCOURAGING PERSONAL GROWTH AND ADVENTURE

NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT NORDS ARE COMMON IN ARENA CIRCUITS OR THAT HE'S
NOT EVEN A NORD

OR THAT MY PEOPLE JUST WON A WAR AGAINST THE NORDS.

ALSO YOU AREN'T EVEN A NORD.

by Arla Neerus Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:01 am

Guys. Quiet. I won't pull the lever. If people were here, sure. For now no. I'm a little under prepared for it.

by Kennek-Getha of Iblan Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:20 am

Amator Bellum wrote:EVERYBODY WATCH OUT KENNEK IS A BADASS HERE WHO TAKES NAMES AND STUFF AND WILL BEAT ME UP FOR ENCOURAGING PERSONAL GROWTH AND ADVENTURE

NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT NORDS ARE COMMON IN ARENA CIRCUITS OR THAT HE'S
NOT EVEN A NORD

OR THAT MY PEOPLE JUST WON A WAR AGAINST THE NORDS.

ALSO YOU AREN'T EVEN A NORD.

I am beating the everloving crap out of you if I see you.

also are you just faking the spelling mistakes i think you are.

by Amator Bellum Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:19 pm

I FIGURED I WOULD START TO TAKE MY TIME WHEN WRITING SINCE IT MADE YOU GUYS SO MAD THAT I WAS SPELLING THINGS WRONG

ALSO I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU I HAVE FOUGHT MANY IN MY TIME YOU WOULD BE BUT A NUMBER

by Arla Neerus Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:43 pm

Stop fighting

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