Re: Nine I'm so bored

by Kennek-Getha of Iblan Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:48 pm

hey if this guy wants to be a prick i'll beat him up like any other drunk ass nord that gets uppity.

skyrim makes tough people.

by Amator Bellum Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:55 pm

I AM FROM CYRODIIL

I AM NOT EVEN A NORD

I AM SOMETHING MUCH MORE DANGEROUS

by Kennek-Getha of Iblan Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:00 am

a fop who drinks fruity alcohol?

by Arla Neerus Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:02 am

I like fruity drinks.

AND I AM SITTING NAKED IN A DAMN CAVE FREEZING AND I AM GETTING NO HELP STOP FIGHTING AND HELP ME!

by Amator Bellum Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:19 am

EXCUSE ME MA'AM BUT IF THE NAKED THING WAS INTENDED TO RALLY ME TO YOUR CAUSE IT HAS NOT WORKED

I VOLUNTEER SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT

by Seeks-Many-Secrets Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:25 am

Don't make me kick both of your asses.

by Kennek-Getha of Iblan Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:33 am

Seeks-Many-Secrets wrote:Don't make me kick both of your asses.

I'd welcome a tumble with you any day.

by Seeks-Many-Secrets Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:56 am

Kennek-Getha of Iblan wrote:I'd welcome a tumble with you any day.

Touch me and die.

by Kennek-Getha of Iblan Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:00 am

Seeks-Many-Secrets wrote:
Kennek-Getha of Iblan wrote:I'd welcome a tumble with you any day.
Touch me and die.

i like a lady that plays hard to get.

so you know, every nord woman. skyrim, remember?

by Amator Bellum Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:21 am

SIGH

HUMAN FEMALE ARE YOU STILL IN THE CAVE NEAR FALKREATH

by Arla Neerus Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:01 am

Obviously.

Why?

by Calith Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:52 am

Arla Neerus wrote:AND I AM SITTING NAKED IN A DAMN CAVE FREEZING AND I AM GETTING NO HELP STOP FIGHTING AND HELP ME!

Is it worth asking what happened to your clothes or why you arrived in a cave in that state to begin with?

by Amator Bellum Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:17 am

I SUPPOSE IF NO ONE ELSE DOES VERNUS REX COULD MOUNT AN EXPEDITION

BUT I AM TOTALLY PULLING THAT LEVER

by Arla Neerus Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:50 pm

I think people are coming anyways.

by Nightshade Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:46 pm

Make sure they're friendly before you go to greet them.

by Agrippina Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:16 pm

Amateur Bellend wrote:boasting

Kuntish-Genetrix of Idiocy wrote:boasting, pathetic attempts at flirting

Who am I supposed to be rooting for, here?

by Arla Neerus Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:17 pm

by Agrippina Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:20 pm

Well noted.

I am afraid that I am nowhere near your general vicinity, and at any rate would be unable to obtain leave to assist you. I pray that one of the more sane members of our community can affect a rescue.

by Kennek-Getha of Iblan Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:55 pm

and yet this idiot has evaded capture by you and yours.

so who's the real idiot.

by Sigismund Thu Apr 12, 2012 12:12 am

Anyone arguing via writing in a book?

by Calith Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:53 am

Not so much arguing as sniping.

by Alicia Jornali Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:34 am

Calith wrote:Not so much arguing as sniping.

I prefer to snipe with a crossbow rather than words.

by Calith Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:04 pm

Alicia Jornali wrote:I prefer to snipe with a crossbow rather than words.

Never did understand why some use those. Easy to learn how to use, much easier to fire on the move, sure, but reloading them is about as easy as trying to draw a bow with your teeth.

by Rrayuh Thu Apr 12, 2012 4:43 pm

Calith wrote:Never did understand why some use those. Easy to learn how to use, much easier to fire on the move, sure, but reloading them is about as easy as trying to draw a bow with your teeth.

They also fire much heavier bolts at greater speed, so they can punch through some armor that would stop a regular arrow in its tracks, but...yeah, I prefer a traditional bow as well.

by Kennek-Getha of Iblan Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:16 pm

crossbows are those dwemer things right? where in Oblivion did you get one those things?

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